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blueridgemtns: perks of dating me: you can still go out with the bros and i won’t get mad bc i...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:26:36 -0400

perks of dating me:

you can still go out with the bros and i won’t get mad bc i really wouldn’t want to be around me all the time either so i smell what you’re stepping in on that one

i like sports

i will cook you food*

my hair is soft

i know how to check the oil in my car

*food may or may not be limited to macaroni and cheese and pop-tarts

bean-alchemist: swexan: libraryshalalala: 50shadesofbellamy: I’d just like to point out that 50...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:20:07 -0400

bean-alchemist:

swexan:

libraryshalalala:

50shadesofbellamy:

I’d just like to point out that 50 Shades of Grey was Twilight fanfic and Twilight was inspired by Muse so when you think about it, it’s kinda because of Muse that 50 Shades was written in the first place oh

And Muse came from England which traces its roots back to the Anglo-Saxons and Romans, so really, in the end, Julius Caesar wrote 50 Shades of Grey.

someone should totally just stab caesar

wait

what

dampsandwich: the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:07:34 -0400

dampsandwich:

the entire school was burning down and i had to pull the fire alarm. i sprinted over to it. there was writing on it in permanent ink. it said: if you pull this down you are gay. no way was i pulling the fire alarm anymore

i never really liked my name much until i found out what it tastes like when you sigh it into...

Mon, 20 May 2013 22:06:20 -0400

i never really liked

my name

much

until i found out

what it tastes like

when you sigh it

into my

mouth

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Mon, 20 May 2013 22:06:05 -0400

omg-relatable: Click here for more relatable!

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:11:36 -0400

omg-relatable:

Click here for more relatable!

bedquest: I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH WITH MY OWn mouth softly because i like you

Sun, 19 May 2013 22:11:17 -0400

bedquest:

I AM GOING TO PUNCH YOU IN THE MOUTH

WITH MY OWn mouth

softly

because i like you

How to break up with someone

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:14:09 -0400

You: Your ex is attractive.
Partner: Which one?
You: ME.
You: BYEEEE

fuckinq: i want to kiss someone so so badly

Sat, 18 May 2013 23:13:56 -0400

fuckinq:

i want to kiss someone so so badly

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:05:15 -0400

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Fri, 17 May 2013 22:05:10 -0400

itsleenadadinosaur:

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:28:06 -0400

itsleenadadinosaur:

tardisblue-alphared: im crying because did disney miss the part...

Fri, 17 May 2013 21:23:45 -0400

tardisblue-alphared:

im crying because did disney miss the part where she DIDNT WANT TO DRESS UP FOR THE CEREMONY IN THE MOVIE? NO? OK WERE GONNA IGNORE THAT.

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Fri, 17 May 2013 21:22:36 -0400

sexualbread: smells u deeply u smell like my next friend

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:23:42 -0400

sexualbread:

*smells u deeply* u smell like my next friend

masslyeffective: spangledmystars: I can’t click my reblog...

Thu, 16 May 2013 21:22:03 -0400

masslyeffective:

spangledmystars:

I can’t click my reblog button hard enough

It’s not just the ladies who get insecure, it’s all of us. It’s a human trait, yo.

toinfinityandbeyonce: byrante: t1r3dofyourbullsh1t: there are...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:32:23 -0400

toinfinityandbeyonce:

byrante:

t1r3dofyourbullsh1t:

there are reasons you don’t do the harlem shake

This is the only good harlem shake video on the internet

i feel like i’m watching the sims irl

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:30:42 -0400

I once went to a concert with a friend (I don’t remember the band, she dragged me along) when I was 16. They were starting a wall of death and this guy who was flirting with me decides it would be funny to pull my top down, exposing my breasts, then throw me in the middle of this wall of death right as it’s about to meet. When I stumble in the middle and hit the wall someone screamed “STOP! EXPOSED GIRL!” and I thought they were all going to oggle at me. Instead, one guy quickly helped me cover up, three more helped me to my feet, and another asked who did that. When I pointed out the guy, two of them looked at him, me, each other, then nodded and punched the guy in the face before forcing him into the wall that was about to form again.

Metal men are gentlemenly as shit.

dope-swag94: living-withwolves: Made me tear up and...

Mon, 13 May 2013 17:29:16 -0400

dope-swag94:

living-withwolves:

Made me tear up and shit

damn..true

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Sun, 12 May 2013 21:33:44 -0400